Grade A Fuck Up.

The ChubbyBoy's Birthday.

2009-08-10T18:19:00.005+08:00

9th August was National Day, but no one seemed to give much of a shit.
Ramesh claims it is due to the Government having budget constraints thus, the lack of much
hype and advertising and shit, and I agreed with him only to tell him that
money constraints are so bad that even prostitutes were made to make CPF contributions.

And Ramesh bought it and went "WTF" on me.
But Not What The Fuck but What The Fish.

I know.
What The Fish?

But it'll seem normal coming from a guy that gets it on with strange women,
gives me an answer like "A little bit will do" when I ask him if he likes his women hairy
or clean shaven below, it's as if I'm asking him if he want sugar with his tea.

"A little bit will do."

Hah.

But nonetheless thanks for coming down Ramesh, and helping out with the suprise.
No one cracks racial jokes on my race as good as you, and it's always a pleasure to
go against you with racial jokes and insults.
Just please stop making us go to Changi and check out bapoks, and enquire how
much their services are.It is a very scary thing for us.

A whole lot of thanks to Mary for taking time out from flicking to help bake the birthday
cake for Zaini.
It was real sweet and tasty, and you have real talent in baking.
And when we went to OCH, I'm glad to say you put some of the boys to shame
*coughWancoughZainicoughNazricough*
You deserve a pair.

Special thanks to Wan Chubs to for once again providing the transport and a whole lot
of humor, no one makes us laugh the way you do.
Partly because you look like Suhaimi Yusoff.

Thanks to Nazri for choosing to refuse to go to Johor with the family,
so that he could celebrate Zaini's birthday with him.
I personally believe he just wanted to have sex with his twin brother
since both of them would be home alone.

Thanks to Sara, for making the plan happen and for breaking curfew,
And Ain for having a nice rack.

And this is the video my friends.
Made with a lot of Bromance and the Gayest songs I could find on my Itunes.
And may we have many more to come.

Ramesh sucks men.

P.s: Nazri, you were supposed to die, but you came down,but I had already killed you
in the video, so nevermind just accept your death.

Because Ramesh Hates Him.

2009-08-04T04:04:00.002+08:00

Ramesh hates him, because he says he's a disgrace to Indians.
I personally think he's fucking hilarious.

Got to hit his night show soon.
Ramesh, learn to see that Kumar is funny.
And funny is not asking how much trannies charge when we go to changi for supper.

The Hat.

2009-07-30T01:33:00.004+08:00

Because you know you have good friends, when they'd go across the border,
just to get something that would make you happy.

Even if they flick too much or wear custom made brassieres.

Thank You Ain & Mary

-

I love Fate.

2009-07-30T00:32:00.002+08:00

The first time we went to Johor, I had no idea Wan Chubs, had a huge phobia of heights.
And when we boarded the viking ship, he gave me the best laugh I ever had.
But I left Johor pretty disappointed I had nothing to relinquish that moment on the Viking.

But alas, Fate has decided to make me a happy man.
For the same day we took the Viking, Wan had cause such a commotion,
that someone even took a video and uploaded it onto Youtube.

What are the fucking chances.
Wan, your fucking screaming is fucking priceless.
Especially seconds after the ride started, you shouted to us that if anyone
screamed he/she was a "Todi".

Whatever the fuck that means.

Wan.

I present to you, your screaming on a viking.

LOL.
Look at how far the video was taken, and how fucking loud his screaming was.

The Classic "Aku Nak Balik" is even at the end.

Now I know why each time we rode the Viking, people would stand at the side and laugh.

I can't wait for the next road trip , this time with Ramesh.
Hope his shares in the Mumbai Stockmarket improve.

-

MY GUY FRIENDS WANT TO SEX ME.

2009-07-29T21:30:00.003+08:00

Just got to love these Facebook Applications.
Especially the SexBot Application.

1.Suzaini
I knew having Sara as his girlfriend was a cover up.

I've seen the way he looks at sweaty men in the army .

Definitely Gay and wants to sex me.

2. Joshua.
Dude's Bi to even begin with.
Would hump my cat if I put a skirt on it.
Would definitely want to sex me.

3.Fabian
Was my officer in the army.
Had a thing for seeing me doing push ups hence the constant commands for
me to knock it down, to the point I would start to pant.
Definitely Gay and wants to sex me in camo lingerie.

4.Ramesh
Fellow campmate and one of my closest friends.
Always touches me a lot but tries to pull it off as jokes.
I learnt now, he has hidden motives behind those "Touching Jason" jokes.
Definetely Gay and would hump me while I had a mask of Shah Rukh Khan on,
behind Mustafa Shopping Center.

5.Zulfadly
Father already Gay.What some more the son.

I wonder why Nazri is not in here though.

DOES THAT LITTLE MAN NOT WANT TO SEX ME?

LOL.

A Good Road Trip With Good Friends.

2009-07-28T01:14:00.006+08:00

The next time, someone tells you there's nothing to do in Johor Bahru.
Show them this entry.

Unfortunately a few others couldn't make it.
People like Ramesh,Abang Kai, Ixe and Belle , Sara , Sasha, Aydil and Ain .
But hopefully soon yes.

And to The Le-Parque Gang.
I say we hit up Johor one day, since Jules can drive too.
Get a couple of 7 seaters and bust a few caps on each other what say you Ewan.

A Few Pictures.
Mary took these. Snaps as well as she flicks.

The Videos.
I put more effort in these.

Ramesh is a bitch that doesn't send money back to India.

Wan Chubs has a huge phobia of heights, and he showed it pretty much when he
was forced to ride The Viking Ship in part II.

Ramesh, you lied.
You said you had to work.
But look where we found you, and what you were doing.

You even had the cheek to look us in the eye.

Le Sigh.

A long deserved break, and it has to be one of my best road trips yet.

Half of 2009 was a pretty fucked up , but the later half seems to be making up for it.
And in the longest while I myself felt fucked up, but now I can actually say I'm happy.

So to those who made it possible.

And to those who couldn't come, We will one day.

Thank you my friends.

A girl and her doll.

2009-07-27T05:50:00.002+08:00

A very good reason why you should not let your daughters keep dolls.

Heh.

Munah And Hirzi.

2009-07-21T09:11:00.002+08:00

Because they can always provide me with a good laugh.

And also because I feel bad, I didn't see you Hirzi when we walked past each other.
I Blame Short Sightedness.

Going Om.

2009-07-17T21:33:00.002+08:00

Going Om is the only place in Haji Lane that makes smoking shisha a enjoyable experience.
Sure it may be hot at times, but the shisha sure makes up for it.
And not to mention the fire playing .

Good shit.
If you're female and have a thing for sweaty males with lean bodies and long hair playing with fire.
Lucky for me, they have female fire players too.

So hot.
Them female ones.

Some of the photographs my friend Mary took while we were at Going Om.

Talented Photographer that Mary.
Serial Flicker but Talented Photographer none the less.

But of course , I made a simple video on my Mac, with crappy editting.
Because Adobe Premiere is overrated.
Crappy editing with crappier music is much funnier.

God I love that fucking song.
One hell of a Hokkien Classic.

When A Pill Popper Comes Back.

2009-07-14T11:57:00.003+08:00

One of the best rappers of our time.
And Damn, this song is so fucking good.

How to make beautiful songs.

-Pop Pills.
-Hit Rock Bottom.
-Pick yourself up.
-Pen it down.

Best shit he ever wrote to me.

Another beautiful song.

It finally kicks in that Michael Jackson will moonwalk no more.
I dig The Game, but God I hate Chris Brown aka "CB" CheeBye Beater.

Another one down.The toilet this time.

2009-07-13T06:18:00.005+08:00

Elfy.
Because you told me not to, I had to.
I'm sorry.

I was having a msn conversation with my friend Elfy.
When I decided to try my luck on pranking him,since he felt that
he would never fall for any of my fun facts or fun questions.

But now you have Elfy.
Now you are my bitch.L O Fuckin' L.

It starts out with me telling him that I had to shit.
Truth was, I went to get a drink.

As follows;
jasonpereira- says: (6:08:45 AM)
brb

elfy says: (6:08:48 AM)
haha!

elfy says: (6:08:49 AM)
okay

jasonpereira- says: (6:08:49 AM)
nak berak
(wanna shit)

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:00 AM)
Nak aku berak dalam plastic untuk kau?
(Want me to shit in a plastic bag for you?)

elfy says: (6:09:02 AM)
confuse aku kejap...
(I was confused momentarily)

elfy says: (6:09:06 AM)
nabey
(Hokkien Vulgarity)

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:06 AM)
Kau leh buat keychain.
(You can make a keychain)

elfy says: (6:09:10 AM)
boleh uh..
(Can uh)

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:12 AM)
Keychain babe.

elfy says: (6:09:18 AM)
tak uh, aku nak sumbat dalam mulut kau
(No, I wanna shove it in your mouth)

elfy says: (6:09:21 AM)
boleh uh, please...
(Can uh please...*Manje Mat Mode On*)

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:22 AM)
Naughty.

elfy says: (6:09:24 AM)
i said please...

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:28 AM)
Please. Some more

elfy says: (6:09:29 AM)
cb! gi berak la musibat!
(Mandarin Vulgarity in short form! Go shit la idiot!)

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:32 AM)
Ok be right back fuck.

elfy says: (6:09:36 AM)
fucker

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:40 AM)
I need to make toilet eclairs.

elfy says: (6:09:40 AM)
still can type

elfy says: (6:09:46 AM)
WOI!

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:52 AM)
Hahahha.Must get the upper one out

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:55 AM)
then lower one

jasonpereira- says: (6:09:56 AM)
OK BRB!

elfy says: (6:09:58 AM)
puki
(vagina)

jasonpereira- says: (6:13:35 AM)
back

jasonpereira- says: (6:13:40 AM)
cool

jasonpereira- says: (6:13:42 AM)
under 4 mins

jasonpereira- says: (6:14:27 AM)
Bro, when you shit right, what's usually in your mind ah?

elfy says: (6:14:58 AM)
aku?
(me?)

Got him on the first question.
So much for I'll never get you Elfy.

elfy says: (6:15:00 AM)
hahaha!

elfy says: (6:15:09 AM)
i bring my hp in, then i go twitter or facebook

Hahahah.
Fucker drops twitters while dropping Choco Bombs.

jasonpereira- says: (6:15:15 AM)
yeah i tend to zone out?

elfy says: (6:15:26 AM)
tapi macam waste time kan zone out...
(But it's like a waste of time right to zone out...)

Wasn't even a question.
To avoid wasting time in the toilet.Twitter.

jasonpereira- says: (6:15:27 AM)
U bring your hp in and twit or facebook while shitting?

elfy says: (6:15:30 AM)
might as well do something

Like Twittering.

elfy says: (6:15:32 AM)
HAHA!

elfy says: (6:15:34 AM)
yes

jasonpereira- says: (6:15:42 AM)
Wtf man. Why.

elfy says: (6:15:47 AM)
okay aku kan internet junkie...
(Okay I'm a internet junkie...)

jasonpereira- says: (6:16:06 AM)
Redefines dropping junk while being an internet junkie.

elfy says: (6:16:11 AM)
why the fuck did i write okay?

elfy says: (6:16:12 AM)
haha

elfy says: (6:16:25 AM)
stay connected even while taking the biggest crap

jasonpereira- says: (6:16:32 AM)
I zone out, so it fells like a unaware state.

jasonpereira- says: (6:16:38 AM)
LOL STAY CONNECTED.

elfy says: (6:16:41 AM)
hahaha!

jasonpereira- says: (6:16:47 AM)
Means like nothing is on your mind.

elfy says: (6:17:00 AM)
normally if i don't have my cellphone with me

jasonpereira- says: (6:17:01 AM)
So you purposely tweet, to take your mind off shitting.

elfy says: (6:17:09 AM)
which is 95% of the time...

jasonpereira- says: (6:17:11 AM)
Ah huh.

elfy says: (6:17:13 AM)
yeah..

jasonpereira- says: (6:17:19 AM)
What happens then.

elfy says: (6:17:23 AM)
aku pon zone out sia!
(I also zone out sia!)

jasonpereira- says: (6:17:28 AM)
In that 5 percent, whats on your mind.

elfy says: (6:17:39 AM)
like sometimes, suddenly i remember i finish shitting

LOL.NICE.
SUDDENLY REMEMBER YOU FINISHED.

jasonpereira- says: (6:17:46 AM)
ah huh.

elfy says: (6:17:47 AM)
5% is the time i bring my phone in...

elfy says: (6:17:47 AM)
5% is the time i bring my phone in...

jasonpereira- says: (6:17:59 AM)
Suddenly remember you finish?

elfy says: (6:17:59 AM)
95% no phone no internet

elfy says: (6:18:08 AM)
zone out like my mind will wander..

elfy says: (6:18:17 AM)
all the thing unecessary all

jasonpereira- says: (6:18:20 AM)
Then 95% zone out till you forget you finish shitting.

jasonpereira- says: (6:18:22 AM)
Like.

elfy says: (6:18:26 AM)
like today wanna wear what shirt eh...

HAHAHA.
CHOOSING AN OUTFIT WHILE TAKING A CRAP.

jasonpereira- says: (6:18:32 AM)
hahah somemore

elfy says: (6:18:43 AM)
then meet naf after that do what

Naf is Elfy's current love.
Naf , I may not have met you yet but trust me when I say
Elfy loves you with all his heart, for you know a man really loves you
when you are on his mind, even when he is taking a crap.

elfy says: (6:18:49 AM)
like i will just wander off aimlessly...

elfy says: (6:19:02 AM)
how's jason eh, dah lame tak nampak...
(How's jason eh, havent seen him in a while)

And a good friend too apparently.

elfy says: (6:19:06 AM)
that kind....

jasonpereira- says: (6:19:09 AM)
So nice of you.

jasonpereira- says: (6:19:19 AM)
To think about how i am doing while ure shitting

-end-

P.s: I did this because you are my friend now, and you're like a little sister to me.
And you know now how I only write for my friends, and you're my friend now.
I'm happy now for you and Naf.And I'm sure you'll make her happy too.
So please stop calling me from public phones asking me if I want some happy time.

I am straight.

LOL.

When Huda Has Her Salad.

2009-07-10T03:15:00.003+08:00

I have this friend, whose blog consists of the chatlogs from msn conversations she has with people.

This is one msn conversation she'll never forget.
This is a tale of A girl, her innocent untainted mind, and a couple of vegetarians.

jasonpereira- says: (3:05:31 AM)
Here's a funfact.

Athena says: (3:05:34 AM)
i need to be an individual

jasonpereira- says: (3:05:41 AM)
Did you know vegetarians cant give blowjobs.

jasonpereira- says: (3:05:46 AM)
The hardcore ones.

Athena says: (3:06:16 AM)
...why?

Athena says: (3:06:25 AM)
is this a witty joke?

jasonpereira- says: (3:06:26 AM)
They claim it's still meat.

jasonpereira- says: (3:06:31 AM)
Cockmeat apparently.

Athena says: (3:06:40 AM)
are you serious about this?

jasonpereira- says: (3:06:50 AM)
Yeah, and the vegan guys dont wank.

jasonpereira- says: (3:06:58 AM)
Cos its like choking the chicken.

Athena says: (3:07:05 AM)
what, do they think its going to be bitten off?

Athena says: (3:07:11 AM)
ARE YOU JOSHING ME?
(I have no idea who this Josh is.Mass Comm Talk.)

Athena says: (3:07:16 AM)
don't do this i am naive

jasonpereira- says: (3:07:19 AM)
It's kinda like still sucking on meat i guess.

Athena says: (3:07:28 AM)
where did you learn such wonders?
(She thinks it's a wonder.LOL)

jasonpereira- says: (3:07:33 AM)
So i guess thats why they dont do it.

jasonpereira- says: (3:07:37 AM)
A vegan told me.
(From my imagination *wink*)

jasonpereira- says: (3:07:42 AM)
But they make up for it.

jasonpereira- says: (3:07:45 AM)
They toss the salad.

Athena says: (3:07:50 AM)
i need to ask a vegan friend
(The poor unknowing friend.)

Athena says: (3:07:57 AM)
again, you have lost me completely.

jasonpereira- says: (3:08:04 AM)
Toss the salad?

jasonpereira- says: (3:08:11 AM)
You do not know what toss the salad is?

Athena says: (3:08:14 AM)
i am but an innocent child

Athena says: (3:08:14 AM)
no

Athena says: (3:08:18 AM)
do i need to google this?

Athena says: (3:08:28 AM)
will you just tell me?

Athena says: (3:08:33 AM)
sure, i will giggle.

Athena says: (3:08:38 AM)
but it will be brief

jasonpereira- says: (3:08:38 AM)
hold on

jasonpereira- says: (3:08:41 AM)
ill show you

Athena says: (3:08:45 AM)
man.

jasonpereira- says: (3:09:10 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSZRjZ9WEY

jasonpereira- says: (3:09:17 AM)
Perfect explaination

Athena says: (3:10:16 AM)
wtf?!

jasonpereira- says: (3:10:43 AM)
yup tossing the salad means eating ass

jasonpereira- says: (3:10:49 AM)
with jelly or without jelly.

Athena says: (3:10:50 AM)
like, rimming?

jasonpereira- says: (3:10:55 AM)
Yeah like that.

Athena says: (3:11:01 AM)
is jelly a dirty word for something?
(THE INNOCENCE.LOL)

jasonpereira- says: (3:11:13 AM)
You see, vegans cant blow, but they'll toss your salad good.

jasonpereira- says: (3:11:16 AM)
LOL. NO

jasonpereira- says: (3:11:30 AM)
Jelly is jelly, the jelly they serve in prison.

jasonpereira- says: (3:11:37 AM)
They prolly use it to give a little taste.

Athena says: (3:11:55 AM)
jason why are you amused by my lack of knowledge?

Athena says: (3:12:03 AM)
oh lord.

jasonpereira- says: (3:12:08 AM)
Yup.

jasonpereira- says: (3:12:21 AM)
So now you know what vegetarians won't do but will do.

jasonpereira- says: (3:12:31 AM)
Them hardcore ones at least.

Athena says: (3:12:34 AM)
this is good to know

Athena says: (3:12:50 AM)
i thank you for enlightening me.

jasonpereira- says: (3:12:59 AM)
You're welcome.

jasonpereira- says: (3:13:17 AM)
Next time if you date a vegan, you'll know what to expect.

Athena says: (3:13:24 AM)
LOL

jasonpereira- says: (3:13:33 AM)
hahahah

Athena says: (3:13:45 AM)
you are making me uncomfortable

Athena says: (3:13:49 AM)
i look at vegans like

Athena says: (3:13:58 AM)
this wonderful gift from God

Athena says: (3:14:06 AM)
who save millions of animals

Athena says: (3:14:08 AM)
and now

jasonpereira- says: (3:14:10 AM)
Of course they're wonderful.

jasonpereira- says: (3:14:16 AM)
They dont do blowjobs.

Athena says: (3:14:17 AM)
i will think of them as jelly eating fiends
(I'm sorry my vegan friends.lol.)

jasonpereira- says: (3:14:20 AM)
Or masturbate.

jasonpereira- says: (3:14:24 AM)
Hahahahhahhah.

jasonpereira- says: (3:14:32 AM)
I know, first time I found out. It broke my heart.

Athena says: (3:14:43 AM)
hahaha i can imagine.

Athena says: (3:14:52 AM)
i picture you tearing a bit.

jasonpereira- says: (3:15:02 AM)
Its only normal.

Athena says: (3:15:09 AM)
i would pat you on the shoulder. i would.

jasonpereira- says: (3:15:29 AM)
I dated a vegan once, and when i thought she was going down like downtown,
boy did she miss her stop.
(Truth is, It never happened.Hahahah.)

Athena says: (3:15:54 AM)
HAHAHAHAHA

Athena says: (3:16:00 AM)
is she the vegan that told you?

jasonpereira- says: (3:16:10 AM)
Yes she was.

Athena says: (3:16:22 AM)
did you google afterwards?

jasonpereira- says: (3:16:28 AM)
2 people sitting naked in bed talking about it.

Athena says: (3:16:35 AM)
to make sure she wasnt just freaked out?

Athena says: (3:16:37 AM)
or a wuss
(Such a kind subtle compliment.I was feeling bad now.LOL.)

jasonpereira- says: (3:16:39 AM)
Google it? Nah, I took her word.

jasonpereira- says: (3:16:55 AM)
A couple other vegans confirmed this with me.

jasonpereira- says: (3:17:03 AM)
They have like this forum where they share tips.
(Does not exist at all.)

Athena says: (3:17:03 AM)
wow
(She bought It.)

Athena says: (3:17:09 AM)
i never knew.
(Heh.)

jasonpereira- says: (3:17:12 AM)
Vegansinbed or something.

Athena says: (3:17:17 AM)
HAHAHAHA

jasonpereira- says: (3:17:20 AM)
We wont know everything.

Athena says: (3:17:42 AM)
did you tell hirzi this?
(Even wanted me to share it with her good friend.)

Athena says: (3:17:51 AM)
if you havent you need to

jasonpereira- says: (3:17:57 AM)
Nope.

jasonpereira- says: (3:18:02 AM)
Why is he vegan?

Athena says: (3:18:02 AM)
you need to

Athena says: (3:18:04 AM)
no

Athena says: (3:18:14 AM)
it would just amuse him

jasonpereira- says: (3:18:14 AM)
He's dating a vegan?

jasonpereira- says: (3:18:17 AM)
LOL.

Athena says: (3:18:24 AM)
i dont think so either

Athena says: (3:18:27 AM)
hirzi likes his meat
(.........)

Athena says: (3:18:35 AM)
eh that came out wrong

Athena says: (3:18:56 AM)
stop it. i get shy.

Athena says: (3:18:58 AM)
he is my bud

jasonpereira- says: (3:19:08 AM)
Hahahh hold on for a couple of mins will you.

jasonpereira- says: (3:19:13 AM)
I need to get something done.

Athena says: (3:19:15 AM)
alright

jasonpereira- says: (3:19:19 AM)
I'll brb.

Athena says: (3:19:42 AM)
sure man

I'm sorry Huda.
I couldn't fucking help it I swear.
Jelly Eating Fiends. Now that's a fucking classic.
Hahahahha.

Diarrhea And Cyanide And Happines.

2009-07-09T11:58:00.002+08:00

I really want to write, but I am unable to.
As I have Diarrhea.
And Diarrhea makes me sad.

And as I'm not going to write a few lines in between sprints to the fucking toilet.
I will not write so much.

God, I hate shitting.It's like the one unnecessary thing to do.
I wish I had never had to shit, but then I'd be full of shit.
Sigh, nothing ever goes the way I want it to be.

There is so much shit I wanna say .
But I wont, because I have Diarrhea and it makes me sad.
Yes , you have read it twice now.

So what do I do when I have a sad case of Diarrhea.
I cheer myself up with my favorite online comic strip.

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS.

Here's a few of my favorites that I'd like to share tonight.
Hopefully if you're having Diarrhea like me, it'll make things a little better,
and not I hope it gives you Diarrhea.

In no particular order.

And my personal favorite.

LOFL.
You got to admit, it made you want to click it without any hesistation.

All comic strips courtesy of : www.explosm.net

Good shit.
And I've been having one too many tonight.

Good night.

Pooh and Piggy.

2009-07-06T22:09:00.004+08:00

I am still dead tired, even after being asleep for 12 hours.
After spending the previous 48 hours awake in which half included what to do about that Bastard.

But this one picture gave me the first good laugh since I woke up.

Courtesy of Ernestandahgirl.blogspot.com

I love such crude humor.

On a serious note, If you or someone you know has been fucked over by that
heartless piece of shit Hirwandie, do come forward and help out in pinning even more
shit on his soon to be sorry ass.It would be the right thing to do.

Fucker has beaten up the girls he dated,threatened to beat them.
Cheated people out of hundreds and thousands of dollars even,
by feigning terminal cancer, and even death, disrespecting his own religion.
One girl even gave him the 100 dollars she had that was meant for her grandfather's
dialysis treatment because he was in that "much of need for help."

Everything that could've been said,has been said.
And I will not blog till thursday, so you may get more people to read
on the heinous acts he has done.
And any information on him would be much appreciated.

Thank you in advance.

Teenage Mutant Krang.

2009-07-04T07:18:00.007+08:00

It's about 7 in the morning Wandie.

And I have yet to sleep, Oh trust me I have tried.
But everytime I close my fucking eyes, it's you I see.

I keep thinking about what the fuck you could be doing,and just how anytime
you could be making use of another person.

I feel as if I'm your jilted gay lover.
So I have to let it out again,and hopefully I can get some sleep after this.

Ladies and Gentleman.
You are looking at Evil itself now.

I hope you lived past that.
And Wandie , I know how everyone that you fucked over has been calling you
a pig, a swine, a pigfuck, pigshit, four legged fiend, oinky and what not.
I'm sure it's not the first time you've been referred to as a pig.

But did anyone ever tell you,that you look just like Krang from TMNT?
You know Krang, that ugly pink thing.
This Thing.

I happen to think personally that it resembles you quite a lot actually.
No wonder you looked so familiar to me.
I've seen a whole lot of you when I was growing up.
You cheeky fucking pink thing you.

You know Krang, you really should fucking stop irritating the people you fucked over.
You keep calling the girl who you recently broke up with in June I think,
the one who you were together with for 2 weeks,and then broke up with you
because she thought you were a jerk.
Yeah that girl, You're not smart enough to blackmail so don't try.
You keep ringing her up daily, and when she answers you don't say a word and hang up.

What the fuck is wrong with you.

You know what you are? You are one of those fucking pesky ex-bfs that just
don't know when the fuck to shut up and move on, you know guys how when you're
seeing a girl, and there's always this irritating ex-boyfriend who just refuses to get out of her
life because he can't accept the break up.Well Krang is one of them.

And you just love calling up your exes.
Hearing their Hello? and hanging up.Well you'll like this.
This is an open invitation to people who love prank calling others.
If you're going to prank call someone , please pull a couple of nice ones on Krang.

Krang:+65 82667167

Hell I even added in the country code,so in the event that anyone from
another country ever thought about calling a Singaporean up and telling him
to go fuck himself he now can do just that.

And oh yeah Krang, I made a mistake about my friend M.
You see I had fucking assumed that your sorry excuse for a mother let her into
your sty when she came to see her regarding the handphone bills.
Your mother didn't let her in,she just spoke to her through the gate.

Subtle subliminal signs that she thinks she is a animal in captive.
Now how the fuck did you come up with that conclusion Jason? Wandie Asked.

Well Krang, it's very simple actually, when you have the average IQ of a human being.
You see, when someone has a guest, you usually allow the person into your house to speak,
it's only polite.But your old delusional mother seems to think she's in a cage thus
refusing to open the gate, you know because it makes her feel like the people who come
to see her are paying customers and that my friend makes her feel special.
Does she just like talking through iron bars, or does she not realize there is not
a farm keeper to open the gate for her?

You know Krang, I don't understand one thing, why do you keep fucking girls over
like that, I just don't get it.Don't you see that they help you because they're of the human race.
You see Krang, us humans are born with emotions, the ability to feel pity for someone else.
We're not animals like you and your parents, nope we sure are not.

Krang, do the human race a favor and stop fucking over the females of my race.
You know, stick to your own kind, go mate with your mother.
You know, a little hide and go fuck? Your mother could roll around in the kitchen
squealing, and you could come trotting after your father.

Please?

On a serious note, I know you have already read me, and just like the bitch you are,
you ain't doing shit but you got the fucking balls to send smses to girls that you are going
to beat them up should they bump into you, It won't be long till we find you.

We're going to see your mother, and it'll be my first time so I have to check
what's the entrance fee to see her,but I don't mind.
And when I do, and tell her about what we're going to report you to the police for,
I want to see if she will shed a tear for your sorry ass, just like how she and you made
my friend's mother cry .

I'm not one for abortions, but she should have aborted you the day your heart started beating.

P.s:

I hope you find a taking to Prison CockMeat.

Tsk.

How [sic] some people can be. Sigh.

2009-07-05T00:43:00.006+08:00

I've seen people do some of the most messed up things,to try to get
someone they love to go back to them.But there is just a line that you do not cross.
In this entry I will refrain from vulgarities, out of respect to the person that has passed on.

Last year, when the girl Hirwandie was seeing, wanted to leave him.
Hirwandie feigned his own death, and sent her this email.
After she caught him, he apologized but God, just read it yourself.

If that wasn't bad enough Wandie, you even attached this picture to the email.
Claiming it to be your funeral.

You pretended to be your father sending an email through your brother's account
to your ex-girlfriend's account pretending to have died.
Even mentioning the Al-Fatihah in the e-mail, And the sickest part would be
having you attach the picture of someone else's funeral.

And your motive being, trying to get her back.
How was she to get back with you if you were "dead".
So let's just face the true fact, you wanted her to be in remorse over your fake death.

I thought you pretending to have terminal cancer was heartless enough.
But to feign death, mention the Al-Fatihah and even upload that picture?
This just changes everything.

I don't even know what to say already.

I'll end it here.
This is somewhat very troubling to me.

This Pig Must Die.

2009-07-03T10:26:00.007+08:00

Mr Hirwandie Tan.
The perfect example of what you should never want your kids to grow to be.

Shit.
Wrong Picture.
My Bad.

Damn it gets so confusing each time with you Wandie.

Firstly.

FUCK YOU , YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.
YOU'RE THE FUCKING REASON THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.
STUPID MOTHERFUCKING PIG MAN.

Now I feel better.

I've already added you on facebook Wandie,so I believe it won't be long till you fucking come
across this entry.
I seriously have no idea what the fuck drives you to do the stupid fucking things
you do.
Now I know how you get people to lend you that fucking much money and sign up handphone lines for you.
You motherfucking tell people you're going to DIE.

And don't even fucking dare deny that shit pigshit.
Look what I came across in your deviantart.
All I had to do was google Wandee Design Whore and it was like it was meant to be.

Terminal Cancer?
You have Terminal Cancer? And it won't be long before you leave for good?
Were you just born stupid or do you have shit for brains?

There are unfortunate people out there who suffer from Terminal Cancer,
and the poor people who have to suffer and cope with the loss of losing someone they
love to such a horrible thing and here you are fucking telling people
on deviant art and out there that you have Terminal Cancer.

Why don't you fucking do society a favor and just die already.
How fucking heartless are you to the fucking point that you would make shit like
that up to benefit yourself.

You tell people you're going to die so they will help you,
fucking tell girls that wanna break up with you that you're going to die,
so they won't leave your sorry ass.
With Terminal Cancer?

Excuse me while I go pray and ask God what was his purpose of putting you here.

And do you know how,I know you don't fucking have Terminal Cancer fuckface?
The answer is fucking simple.

BECAUSE THE GOVERMENT WOULDN'T FUCKING MAKE YOU
SERVE NATIONAL SERVICE LET ALONE THE ARMY IF YOU HAD TERMINAL CANCER!

But you obviously have brains the size of your mother's nipples to go
google Terminal Diseases, and then choose Terminal Cancer as a good reason to
con the friends and girls you fuck over.

Mr Hirwandie Tan , You do not have Terminal Cancer.
You have Low IQ.If you're going to fucking lie about dying.At least lie
after you fucking served your national service you stupid shit.

Dying my fucking ass.
I thought you know after hearing all that shit from the people you
fucked over.I had allowed myself to hope that it couldn't get any worse.
But fate had other things in mind my four legged friend.

Firstly, you are a disgrace to society and so is your mother.
You and your mother go together like my favorite vulgarity. - Motherfucker.
Like flies and shit.Like Dick and Pee.Like Menses and Menstrual Pads.
You get the point right Piglet?

Now I didn't know this, till last night,but apparently when my friend's Mother
came to see your mother to get help in solving the problem you created for them.
Your mother didn't give much of a shit.She may be an old pig but none the less man.
She owns a fucking IC and a Hdb flat, so she must have more human in her than swine.

My Friend's Mother came to see your mother.
(Notice how when I mention your mother it's never in cap's.Because she's an animal.)
And only because the lawyers had sent letters to her son threatening to pursue a court
matter if payment was not made soon.And only their Father who was working to support
their Family who at that time could not work due to a bad injury.
And she actually cried in front of your mother in hopes that she would
take care of this problem you had caused,but hell your mother didn't even care.

There was this poor woman,in tears in front of your mother because of the fear
of having to see her beloved son go to court over something you did
and what does your mother do?
Nothing.Doesn't even give a shit.
Doesn't even fucking give an expression.
Leaving her outside your front gate,crying like that.

It's no wonder you are the way you are.
Look at the fucking vagina you came out from.
It's as cold and emotionless as a carcass.

You fucking woo girls with your so called designs.
Playing off the whole "I'm sexy because I'm a artist" facade.
Record song covers off youtube and send them to the girl you wanna
woo and tell them,it was you singing those songs.
Ain't you a fucking French Casanova.
Well pardon my french Mr Wandee.
But - Vous êtes toujours un baiser désolé excuse pour un être humain vous sale porcine.

That means you are still a sorry excuse for a human you fucking swine.
And I don't even speak French.But now I do apparently.

Let's see what else did I find out about your sorry ass,
from the people that came forward after reading the previous entry about you.

Let's compile how many people you have fucked so far shall we.
-You fucked over my best friend and his family.
-You fucked over the cousin of my best friend's girlfriend,whom you threaten to beat up.
Nice Woman Beater now ey?Very Noble.
-You owe this girl M about 800 dollars.
-You made another girl sign up 3 hp lines for you .
That is going to be quite a lot isn't it.
You owe this particular girl E about a 1.2k.
And broke her toilet door in a attempt to beat the shit outta her,
when she hid in the toilet to escape your beating.
Fucked her 2 friends over with the amounts of 3 and 5 k respectively.
You also owe what,one of your graffiti crew members 1k too?

And then when one of the girls M, decided to do a nice thing and
speak to your mother when you flee from paying the bills you jolly well chalked up,
your mum lets her into the house,and tells her you're not around while
you're actually hiding in your room with your current gf of that time.

You sure are one brave man Wandie.

But oh you get braver,lets see what you said to her afterwards online.
Note:YourWhore is Wandee. He's my whore.M my friend.

3/16/2008 10:38:30 PM your whore. to M
you know that time when you come my house like a dog,
i was in my room sleeping so soundly with my gf.

3/16/200810:38:49 PM M to your whore.
i know dog

3/16/200810:39:05 PM M to your whore.
whatever it is, the ownership ill get ur folks to settle,
since ur just a whiny lil boy who runs away. grow up.

My my Wandie.You fucking cheat on the girl.
Then chalk up bills up to 800 dollars in her name,and when payment arises
you run away and hide while your mother protects you and then
call the girl a dog? Aren't you pathetic.

So let's see, you lie to people about being poor,tell them you're dying.
Cheat them out of their money and get them to sign for you handphone lines.
Beat the girls,and then when they wanna break up with you
start force vomitting so they won't leave you out of pity that you're "dying".

You are one fucking class act.
And don't think I don't know about the fucking heartless act you did
to that one person.What you fucking did to that person
justifies the very fact that you are a fucking animal.
And I pray there is fucking justice in what the people you fuck over plan to
do,especially after knowing what you did to that one person.
But don't worry,when you do get sentenced for that fucking heinous act you did.
We'll all go for a celebration and send you a Wish You Were Here Card.

Stupid Bastard.
And oh by the way, I came across your family potrait.

Fucking pigs.
Tsk.

*Update*
1o minutes after posting this I was informed, Mr Hirwandie has been telling
girls that he has stomach cancer.The 2nd stage.
Stomach Cancer when you are still so fucking fat, and the girls you fucked over
tell me how fast and how much you eat,and if they don't finish you'll eat theirs too.
Stomach Cancer?

Get a fucking life motherfucker.

Return of A Jackass.Birth Of An Asshole.

2009-07-02T22:18:00.001+08:00

I never thought the entry that I would write, after being away for oh so long,
would be anything like this,but oh well, hopefully just this once.
I'll write about why I stopped writing for so long in the next entry, in this one however,
pay attention to the human epitome of shit.

Ladies and Gentlemen.
Kindly Meet Mr Hirwandie Tan,
And I'm leaving out the Prophet's name on purpose because personally I think
It's an insult for him to bear that name.

Now I did not create the above picture.
His supposed girlfriend that has now learnt his true character did it.
I on the other hand do no think it's a good idea to side part your hair , into a little
nice Jambol and then wear a hat.
Just doesn't make sense, but if that is how human-swine hybrids don their hats,
then who am I to complain.

Now for the Public Service Announcement.

If you are friends with Mr Swine over here, or in the even more unfortunate event,
that you are in a relationship with him.I suggest you start being wary of this pork meat.
Never have I met such a person so fucking disgusting that after just hearing a couple of
stories of him, I was boiling with hatred.

You know a person is fucked up when he does something like ask you for help,
and when you help that ingrate and his method of repayment is fucking you over.

Hell, I don't even know where to begin.
Let's start off in point form shall we.

Hirwandie I hope by some act of God,you get to read this as you are the fucking
reason I keep my eyes peeled now when I go out.

1.You asked my best friend's brother to help you sign up for a line in his name,
out of trust and pity he does, and what do you do?
Let the bill roll up to a few hundred dollars, and when he asks you to settle the payment
you fucking go Houdini on his ass, forcing early termination of the contract which
adds up to another few hundred dollars.So upon doing your little magic act, you actually forget
that he knows where you fucking live.

So after having to chase you for months to settle the bill,as lawyers were soon on his ass,
him and his family had no choice but your family a visit,in the hopes that they would be
humane enough to settle your little fucking problem,but like they say the rotten apple doesn't
fall from the tree,and boy is your family tree one big decomposing piece of nature.

I would never be one to insult a person's family, as I believe people can choose to represent themselves.But boy was I wrong on this fucker.
My friend's parents had to go to your fucking house to try to ask your parents to take care
of this little problem you created and what do your parents do?
You know I may not be Muslim,but I'm pretty sure it's basic courtesy to invite someone in to
talk instead of talking through the gates, but what the hell you know.
And your Dad, who has the manners equivalent to a roadside carcass sure presented himself well, just ignoring my friend's entire family and smoked as if they were not even there,and then just walked off when he was done with his cigarette?
Does your father roll in mud during his free time and feed on rotten apples because his behavior
seems pretty similar to that of a farm pig.

That was what the 1st time they went to see your family yes?
And what did your family do the 2nd time they went to visit your house?
Oh your family pretended to not be at home, and when my friend's brother peeked
through the glass window, your mum messaged him saying they broke her window.
Now I'm not going to even bother explaining because it doesn't even take a rocket scientist
to figure that out.

And now the reasons why if anyone who has the average iq of a normal person should know better than to befriend this Mr Wandee.

He has cheated his close friend out of if I'm not wrong $3000 plus dollars, the poor dude's
life savings,because Mr Wandee apparently told him that he had no money to pay for his
La Salle fees.And that his family was poor , they were suffering , hell he would have even fucking believed you if you ate each other's fucking faeces for dinner and showered with each other's urine because he trusts you as a fucking friend.
But you just had to fuck him over.You must be a pretty fucking heartless fat boy Wandee,to do that to someone.A close friend for that matter.

And you know, I'm pretty fucking amazed at how much game you have, because you still seem
to have no problem getting girls, and fucking them over.
Mr Wandee here apparently melts the hearts of girls with youtube videos.
Now which human would have possibly thought of that, while most guys send their girlfriends
sweet youtube videos,you record the covers of certain love songs,send them to the girl and
actually tell her you sang and did a cover for her.

You little cunning oink.

And what do you do with the girls that give you their hearts, you get them to sign up handphone lines for you with probably the same bullshit you tell every other person on how poor your family is, and how there is not enough food at home, you skip school to work , but the fucking funny thing is that, if you're family is that poor, then explain to me how the hell do you own a iphone, seen in the most stylish and branded clothes?
Doesn't make much fucking sense does it?

So there you go making girls fall for you, and then getting them to sign up lines which you then start pulling fucking Houdini's.And leaving them with bills close to a thousand dollars each time.
And while you are fortunate enough to have a girl that loves you enough to stay loyal to you overseas,you fucking cheat on her with other girls here,and hell you even got her to sign 3 fucking lines for you.
It's bad enough you can't stick to one girl,you have to make them suffer with forking out hundreds to pay for your handphone bills.

I mean seriously what the fuck is you and your fucking obsession with getting girls to sign up lines for you? Do you jack off to the phone bills you get, Do you like fucking calculate what the digits are in each bill and that's the amount of times you give your little dick a beating.

Don't fucking earn the trust of people, play off the whole "I'm Poor" crap when you are not,
and when they do help you,you fuck them over and pull a Houdini.
I hope when you fucking die , people you fuck over piss on your fucking grave.

So that does it for me, I just did the public a favor.
Unless you got a few hundred to waste for no reason and gets an orgasm from being fucked over by people like this, then I suggest you do not befriend this man should he ever cross paths into your lives.

Stupid pig.

We lost another good one.

2009-06-25T22:56:00.000+08:00

My favorite song of his.
How I would dance to this when I was a young kid.

You will be missed.
Rest In Peace Michael Jackson.

T is For Thursdays , Tudungs , Trannys and Think of a happy place now Motherfucker!

2008-09-18T18:26:00.005+08:00

Today we will have a look at deed polls , a couple of trannys and my new friend Ahmad.

Oh Ahmad.

Now before I move on the topic of trannys , I have to dedicate this small section
to my friend Tan Kea Loke who now has legally changed his name to
Vance Tan Kea Loke.

In case anyone has forgotten how Tan Kea Loke looks like.
I mean Vance Tan. What a suave name he has now.
Again this is Vance. Vance Tan.

After spending almost two years in the service with him.
One would think I would actually have a picture of him at least
awake.

But alas, I do not.
So that picture will have to do.

You see.
Before the 10th of September the sleeping slut featured above was
just known as Mr Tan Kea Loke or Lance Corporal Tan Kea Loke in
service terms.

But on the 10th of September , Mr Tan Kea Loke officially changed
his name to Mr Vance Tan Kea Loke.

The reason for that change you ask?
Well.
It goes something like this.

You see , I first met Loke about a year and a half ago when he first
reported to my camp after BMT.
There he was sitting in my officer's office , a fresh slut out of BMT.
I who then happened to be a couple of months old ,walked into the office
and Loke then smiled at me and stood up to shake my hand.

Loke: Hi , Im Loke. I'm the new guy.

Now I hadn't heard of such a name so I thought it was pretty funny
that someone would name their child Loke.
So I went all "Loke, haha. What the fuck. Is that hokkien for Coke?"

Loke just gave me a smirk and sat back down.
But that was the beginning of our friendship.
I always poked fun at loke regarding his language of choice.
You see he was constantly speaking in hokkien most of the time.

And he got a lot of teasing from me because of that.
When he spoke hokkien , I would talk gibberish as well and
then claim that I too could speak hokkien.

He always went "E-yay, E-yay" before letting out either a string
of Hokkien sentences or Hokkien expletives.
Kinda like how you go Err, or Eh Dude.
"E-yay" in hokkien would be the equivalent.
They sounded vulgar all the time anyways.
But I always loved the Hokkien Language.
It has such character.

And we always loved calling him E-yay as opposed to his Birth name.
"Eh E-yay let's go makan ah! or Eh E-yay lets go smoke!"

And he always blamed me for the guys in camp calling him E-yay.
So on the 10th of Sep, 2 days after I had officially ORD'd, he convinced
me to accompany him to have his name changed and be his witness if necessary.
Now this was something I had to witness alright.

So we went to Toa Payoh.
And went around browsing a couple of law firms before agreeing on one.
I kept asking him if I could tell the receptionist that we were here for gay
marriage and he told me he'd punch me if I did say anything stupid.
You never fuck with a hokkien man's punch.
Ok technically hokkien is a language, but who gives a shit.
Loke's my hokkien man.

So we entered a law firm called Law Hub.
And then I watched as he filled out a document which I later found out was
a deed poll.
The lawyer then asked him what name he would like to have,
and he told her to add Vance to the front of his current name.

I suggested to him that he just get rid of the Kea Loke behind it.
And add Lines to it. So it would be Vance Tan Lines.

But he told me to go fuck myself.
In a hokkien accent of course.

Now just what the fuck is a deed poll.
I took a copy too in case I ever felt the need to change my name.

And I'll just list a couple of FAQ's the form listed.

Q1 : What is a deed poll?

A: A deed poll is a legal document that enables you to change your name.

Q2 : Do I need to engage a lawyer's service for this?

A: Yes. a deed poll has to be prepared by a lawyer.In addition the document
must be signed by you in the presence of a lawyer for it to be valid in Singapore.

My favorite question.
This sealed the deal for me.

Q3. Can I change my name to anything I want?

A: There are generally no restrictions on what name you may want to change it to.

Q4: Can I add an alias to my name?

A: Yes you can add an alias to your name and it will be reflected in all future documents.

There a few other questions but simply put, there is no limit to how many times
you wish to change your name.And that you have to inform relevant organizations
and shit yourself and you have to be above 21 to do it on your own, your parents
must be present if you're below 21.

And the last question.

Q10: How much does it cost to do a deed poll.

A: Our legal fees for a deed poll is $90 excluding GST.
The Singapore Immigration and Registration requires a fee payment of $60
whenever there is a change of Identity Card.

Do you know what this fucking means?
For just $90 Mats can add animals to the back of their names.
Minahs can actually legalize Baby at the front of their names or
San at the back of their names.
Hell you could call yourself Colonel Sanders , and even have an
alias like The Pink Zebra for $90 bucks.
And another $60 to have it in your IC.

I was so intrigued by this whole deed crap, that during lunch
afterwards with Vance. Vance Tan.
I considered changing my name.

Me: Eh Loke, shit I mean Vance.Vance Tan.
I think I also wanna change my name.

Vance.Vance Tan: Nahbei, early don't want to say.

Me: Eh fuck. I'm still considering right.

Vance.Vance Tan: Change to what? Juuvenido?

You see .
When Vance.Vance Tan suggested that name, it was only because
it would sound like You Bend I Do.
And not because he was sincere in helping.

Anyways moving on.

Me: I always hated the Cornelius in my name.It's so corny.
Jason Cornelius Pereira. Ergh.

Vance.Vance Tan: Then you wanna put what sia?

Me: Fuckin'.

Vance.Vance Tan: Siao ah. Where got people put such name wan?

Me: Exactly fucker. Jason Fuckin' Pereira. With the '.
You cannot forget about the ' bitch.

Vance.Vance Tan: Then change lor, when you want to do.

Me: Ain't you a supportive fuck.Maybe Christmas.

So this Christmas , if there is anyone out there who would
like to change their names.Please let me know so we may head
down together and celebrate our new names together afterwards.

And I ain't Joking.

The following day, I was bored at home browsing Friendster.
Yes. I still use Friendster.
People have been telling me Facebook is the shit , there are
celebrities there and shit but maybe in due time.

So I came across someone who I had once did an entry about.
A fellow mat tudung.

A couple of its pictures.

I had no idea what it was talking about in it's caption so I had to ask my friend Ahmad.
Oh Ahmad.

You'll find out who he is in a while.
Oh Ahmad.

Just to make things simple.
Here's a print screen.

I was finding the same shit hilarious as I had about a year ago,
but after doing some random clicking.
I found out that this was not the only Mat Tudung on the web.
But there was actually quite a number of them.
And all this within 5 mouse clicks.

So this is like a few of his friends.
No one's paying for my therapy so these should suffice.

Hell it had gotten so bad that even other transexuals were taking pity
upon this following group of Tudung Trannys.

Yes, apparently it has gotten that bad.
Shit ain't so funny now is it.
You know it's real freaky when other transsexuals find it freaky.

And if that shit wasn't bad enough.
I had the unfortunate chance of coming across Bella Manje.

I always never understood certain transsexuals.
If one chooses to be a transsexual why does one sometimes behave like a slut.
If you claim to be a ladyboy.
Why do you never behave like a lady? Or like a boy.

I can accept it one is a transsexual but behaves like a lady.
A lady doesn't do the following , and the same goes for a boy.
And here is Bella Manje.
Showing us just why some people have such hatred towards
transexuals.

Oh yeah.
You had better start thinking of a happy place or happy things
in case things get a little unbearable.

Don't worry I'll do it with you.

Now Bella.
POSE FOR ME BELLLLLAARGHHHHHHHH.

Yes..
Yess...Yesss.
Disneyland...Minnie Mouse...Donald Duck...

Ok we made it through the first one.

Ok.

Hit me Bella.

OH GOD.
PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES WITH LITTLE PINK BOWTIES
BOUNCING.YES BOUNCE LITTLE BUNNIES BOUNCE.

Ok Bella.
Now do The Toad.

Oh how my eyes hate me now.

Cover up Bella! Cover up for crying out loud!

Oh why do I even bother.

Enough! Enough I say!

Ok maybe one last one.

Alright, contain your happiness Bella.

Now I am in need of some serious help , but do watch this video
of my dear friend Ahmad as I try to decontaminate my eyes with
several bottles of Dettol.

Don't worry .
It is indeed a very hilarious video.
And my friend Zip , even found the dudes in the video
prettier than most girls.

lol.

Now wasn't that shit entertaining.
And I thought when I had to see Zaini scream it was already hilarious
enough.

Hahahahmadahhaha.

You should check out his channel.
Provides more entertainment than the fucking crap they
put on T.v these days.
With girls bouncing and shit.
How can you not dig that shit.

See Ahmad.
There really was nothing to worry about.

Hahahaahmadhahahhaha.

Oh Ahmad.

Till Then ;

Mucho Love ,

The Critic

Let the lovemaking to ketupats begin.

2008-10-02T00:01:00.000+08:00

I'll keep this short.
I'm still detoxing so I refuse to do a proper entry.
And besides I've got houses to visit.

So I'm going to let Hirzi and his friends wish you guys a
Selamat Hari Raya.
It wouldn't make sense for an eurasian dude who did nothing
but tempt his friends with food during the fasting month to speak
about Hari Raya.

So just watch this shit as you drink some Bandung.

May all you muslims have a good one this year.
Let all the forgiving begin and get them tears flowing.
As you all dance to P.Ramlee songs in baju kurungs.

P.s : Sang Kancil is Satanic.

You didn't know that did you.

Till Then ;

Mucho Love ,

The Critic

The Zainilicious Era.

2008-08-28T00:47:00.001+08:00

I hate doing this.
I'm starting to feel like a fucking bully picking on whiny queers that just don't
seem to know when to stop.

So today , I'll put an end to this pathetic "feud" real quick.

Now for a little bedtime story.

Some Years ago before I ever started this blog , there was a boy.
And he was a strange little boy. While other boys his age played with
G.i Joes and them Captain Planet action figures.

This boy had other things on his mind.He grew an obsession with wearing
pants that were obviously created for the opposite sex.But he didn't care ,
Nope.Care he did not my child.
He didn't mind that people found pink hot pants on a male to be a mockery.
He didn't mind having to go down low 6 1/2 days a week on strange men ,
to have enough money to fill his wardrobe with more shorts of different colors.

Nope.Even if it gave him the dirtiest knees the world has ever seen.
Unfortunately , when he was a teenager he decided to create a blog
dedicated to high fashion and believing that anyone that was not thin as him
would be considered fat and ugly.

And with the support of a few other whiny queers and teenagers that
found Lion King to be a violent movie.He started believing he was on his
way to becoming a celebrity blogger.

And I can assure you that when he takes note of this entry,
he will add on to the belief that he's getting more famous .
But trust me , as I am not as "famous" as he is.
I will not be touching myself tonight to a picture of Hady Mirza,
with Elton John's Greatest Hits playing in the background.

But it wouldn't end there.
Our dear "friend" wait make it "acquaintance".

You see , this prick once believed I was his friend.
Even though I never read his blog or ever spoke to him.
And when I told him off.He said he meant to say I was more of
an acquaintance to him.

Funny.
I don't remember even knowing what the fuck he was
about before this entry.

He then decided that he would create videos promoting extreme dieting,
with phrases such as "You do not need food" against pictures of super thin
supermodels.
Here is a prick trying to bring about anorexia and bulimia.
And that you could never be perfect if you were nothing close to him.

And together with a bunch of idiots that seem to buy their fucking insults
online to insult me.As if me showing people that stupidity has the availability to come
from a fucking happy meal box wasn't enough to knock some sense into
their little heads.

I wouldn't be surprised if anyone told me they sexually satisfy themselves
with color crayons.

And for fuck's sake.
According to this prick, I look like a cockroach.

Dear "Acquaintance" , the next fucking time you choose to insult someone.
Do it without your pants on.
It's a simple cycle really.

Pants too tight -> Suffocating Crotch -> Inability to breathe right
-> Inability to think properly which then will lead to what I call
"Jason Pereira is an alienated cockroach" insult.

Hold on.Let me get myself into some tight pants before I return an
insult.

You Fauzi.
You look like this.

Now doesn't all that shit just make so much sense.
I'm a alien cockroach and you're a serial killer , and you are going to kill me.

You complete me .

And I know how you are going to say shit like you're thankful that I wrote about you.
(Now you won't because I mentioned the above)
And I know how you're going to say shit like it doesn't bother you.
(Now you won't because I mentioned the above)
And I know how you're going to say I'm simply making you more famous.
(Now you won't because I mentioned the above)
And I know how you're going to say you never were my friend but an "acquaintance."
(Now you won't because I mentioned the above)
And I know how you're going to say you hate me because I didn't let you suck me.
(And I know you still want to but that ain't never gonna happen)

And coincidentally , Voguelicious is going to have a new video out soon.
And I just got finished with my most recent one.
This is just fated you guys.

Like Zaini said.You don't have to be a fucking thin prick in pink hot pants
to feel good about yourself or feel worthy of being in this world.
Eating disorders are not something to not be taken seriously.
And if you're going to listen to an idiot who talks about being fat when
he weighs less than my left arm.

You're better off dead.

People see you the way you see yourself.

So don't view yourselves in the same way the prick views himself.
For a person that tries so damn hard to convice himself that he
is a walking piece of perfection is only showing you that he is insecure
about himself.

Till then ,

Mucho Love ;

The Critic.

P.s : I would have asked Zaini to swallow Voguelicious too but the toxic coloring from their brains and clothes would have killed my beloved chubby friend.

This Shit Just Got Criticlicious.

2008-08-21T15:38:00.006+08:00

Firstly a thank you to Sophia for helping me with the new layout.
I officially owe you one babe.

Now I would have updated sooner but I was dealing with the depression after
finding out that I looked like a cockroach according to a certain male prick.

lol.

I sure will never be the same again after that insult.
But, I know better than to that to go up against whiny queers with
brains that are still developing so no loss there.
But it's sure good to know that one of my close friends found the fact
that I looked like a cockroach super hilarious.

And after complaining to me a few nights ago, that he feels I have
forgotten him as my friend for I have not mentioned him in this blog,
for quite a while.
And to give him the much needed reassurance he needs that I still care

for him as my bloody friend this short section will go out to him.

I hope you still remember my dear friend Razif.

Yes.Old Mr Pesilat by day, and Penjilat (The Licker) by night.But you would be glad to know that he has put his cross dressing ways behind him and actually got engaged a while back.

Him on his big day.

Good looking tranny this man.

Never was a fan of shoes.But he told me I needed to understand,

that it would take a while for him to get out of the heels and pumps he's always used to.

And the great man he recently got engaged to after 3 months

of buttery anal sex , and pink cuffs and chains.

He always liked his men really big.

Now tell me with a straight face that these are two gay men who

are not happily attached to each other.

I never was a fan of male on male sex , but that's just my sexual preference.

But as Razif is my friend , and I love him as a straight male friend.

Keep shoving each other's meat sandwiches up your chocolate factories.
As long as you're happy.I'm happy.

Even if you have been "the female" in all your 29 previous relationships.

Now Razif and I have a very unique friendship.
It wasn't always like that.
Back in the secondary school days, Razif used

to to have a little schoolgay crush on me. But we have worked pass that issue,

and our friendships still remains strong and straight after all these years.

Everytime we meet, Razif makes it a point to at least hang out with me once a month,

to catch up on things.Most of our meetings results in him telling me about his sexual fantasies

and just how big his penis is.

Yes, you read me right how big his penis is.

He often reminds me that I have an average sized penis and his penis has

the ability to satisfy horses , sealions , african bull hippos and his personal favorite,

Sewer pipes.

There has never been one meeting where he doesn't remind me he's that big to the

point that he can fit his manhood through most sewer pipes in singapore.

Thus the reason for calling himself The Stallion.
And he also once told me that on weekends and certain times of the year, it can erect

a couple of more inches than usual.

During the last meeting while I was having a plate of fried rice , he suddenly perked up

and told me he had something really important to tell me.
To be honest I got slightly afraid, I was praying and hoping that this fuck wasn't going

to tell me that he had an erection.

Thankfully he did no such thing but then proceeded with the conversation as stated ;

Razif : Eh Jason , Kau pernah goncang beh badan kau mcm naik2 , mcm jerk2 gitu?

Razif: Eh Jason , Have you ever masturbated and had your body react in a uprising manner,

like it's jerking before?

Me: (Slightly shocked) Pernah ah, Orgasm ah tu.

Me: (Slightly shocked) Yes ah , that's an orgasm ah.

Razif : Tadi ah dok, aku goncang tengok porn beh badan aku naik2 sial.

Razif : Just now dude, I was watching porn and my body was moving upwards.

For the record , he was watching http://www.baitbus.com/

Me: Jip, aku tengah makan puki kau.

Me: Jip, I'm eating , you vagina.

Razif : (Ignores) Aku rasa mcm naik The Pineapple Express sial.Razif :
(Ignores) I felt like I was onboard The Pineapple Express fuck.

Me: Thanks Jip. Thanks.

Now I have no idea what made him tell me such information that particular night

and up to this very day I still have no idea what The Pineapple Express is , and just

how it may bloody feel to be on board the Pineapple Express.

But Razif, I hope you are happy now that I have mentioned you once again after a few months and I hope that you will refurn the two boxers you stole from me after reading

this particular entry.

Now a while back after my little issue with a certain prick.

I received a couple of hate tags with nicks "Vogue" at the back of it, telling me

to sniff my mother's undergarments and that I should get my legs toned and shit.No doubt whiny queer friends of the prick.

And a week later I actually found of who a few of these pricks were.

And all I can really say is now I officially know how it would be like if B.J Kadir

and Chef Wan had the possibility of mating and having 5 children.

Them mating would result in them having children like this.

For a while , I thought that their dressing sense looked pretty familiar.

But I just couldn't put a finger on it.

Then I realized.How much more dumb could I possibly be.

This had been the inspiration for the color of their clothes this whole time.

Hmmm.

Could it be.

Could it motherfucking be that Voguelicious gets their inspiration from a Happy Meal Box.

Gay does also mean happy.

Wait.

Could they be that intelligent.

Yup.

Sure looks like it.

If I had didn't know any better , I would have thought them out to be ambassadors for

the Happy Meal Box.

I hope Macdonalds sue you bastards or bitches.

lol.

I never really knew who the fuck they were or what the fuck they were about , till

a couple of friends told me that I should go and check their video out.

What's the fucking harm in that right?

So I took a look at this particular video of them.

Well.

I guess it is pretty good.

Pretty good if you need some kind of confirmation that you are not gay.

But how you ask?
Simple.

If you found the following video a turn on.You are Gay.

If you sat through all 3:50 minutes of the video.You are officially GayLicious.

The PussycatDolls have their fair share of scrutiny from the media.

So I'm pretty fucking sure Singapore's only male pussy cat dolls wouldn't mind this entry

about them.

Thank God.They are the only male pussy cat dolls.

Anymore and I'm going to become a terrorist against the very country I love.

After all , bad publicity is still publicity right bitches?

lol.

And yes , I know.

Karma's a bitch.

But aren't you afraid Jason that by insulting these whiny queer dancers,

fate would have it that you would one day father a whiny queer dancer.

Hmmmm.True that.True that.

Now let's picture that scenario.

It's a bright Monday morning and I'm seated at the dining table ,

having some breakfast just before I head off to work because hopefully I do have

a job.

And my wife is behind me sipping some orange juice , also getting ready to

head off to work because hopefully she too has a job.
And this little boy around the age of 5 unfortunately my queer sondances into the Kitchen singing a PCD song going all ;

When I grow up I wanna be famous ,

I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies ,

When I grow up I wanna see the world ,

Drive nice cars I wanna have Boobies!

I'll gently call out to him and when he walks up to me going all "Yes Daddy?".

I'll grab his head , smack it down onto the table , pull his pants down and reach out

for the sausage that I was having for breakfast.

And at this point , the wife will scream :"What the fuck are you doing?"

Boy do I love vulgar women.But that's beside the point.

And I will turn to her and say : "Listen woman, you trusted me enough to spend a lifetime

with me.Now trust me again this once."

And she'll ponder over what I've said.And I'll shove that sausage up that little kid's ass.

And then sit him down beside me and ask him.

"Now tell me son which I had placed all hopes of being straight when I made love to your

dear mother.Tell daddy if you enjoyed that? "

And the outcome will depend on how he answers next.

Yes : Out the 12th Storey window.

No : I love you.

I'm just playing.

Who the fuck do you think I am.

My Father?

lol.

It will be probably like this ;

Son : Dad , I think I may be queer. I like dancing to the Pussycat dolls, and I have the

word "licious" at the back of my email name.

Me: Now son , look at it this way. Picture yourself walking into me and your mother's bedroom,

and you find Dad in bed with Gurmit Singh.

Son: No fucking way! The president?!

You see in the near future , for me at least. Gurmit Singh has become president after singaporeans decide that they just could not get enough of him even though he sucked after

the first season of Phua Chu Kang.

Me: Yes son. That would be wrong wouldn't it.And you're only 5.

No fucking vulgarities.Wait till you're 6.Your mum is going to kill me if she finds out.

Son: But Dad , you're not helping.

Me: Okay look here. What storey do we live on.

Son: The 12th Dad. Why.

Me: Good.Now see that window.That is where you going out of if I ever hear another

PCD song in your room.

Son: Thanks Dad.I feel better now.I'm going to watch some porn now so I don't end up

like Uncle Razif and have to wrestle naked with a big arabian husband every night.

-end-

But enough about all this talk about queer dancing and shit.

Isn't it funny how there are types of gay people just like there are

different types of straight people.

That's for another time.

Now , I'll share with you some pictures that my friend Ewan sent to me

through an email and believing that I would like it.

Be careful of friends who have a thing for penises of monkeys and the human race.

Maybe you may have seen it.

But if you have not.

You may want to take your dinner first, for this shit is about to get ...

You all remember this one.

Now meet his other unfortunate friends.

And my personal favorite."Lan Chao Mee."

Oh come on , it's a little freaky and sic I'll admit.

But it's funny.

I need help.

Till Then ;

Mucho Love ,

The Critic

Phone Sex With A Minah.

2007-09-30T20:01:00.001+08:00

The time has finally come.

Now people.
You will know what goes on in a sexual
phone conversation between a mat and a
minah.

And I will never understand why I put
myself through such torture to get you
people this crap.

I tell you after this.

NO FUCKING GIRL IS GOING TO
EVER DATE ME !

First I lost my fucking manhood.
My penis died and you crazy fucks
found it funny.

Now I'm going to die an angry lonely man
and I bet you guys will laugh at that too.

Oh well.
Sacrifices right?

Now before we get to the conversation.
Let me give you guys the low-down.

My friend had gotten to know a minah
on the Alamak chatroom.
And after 10 mins of chatting.
They exchanged numbers on it.

And after 2 hours of talking on the phone.
They decided to become a couple.

Now.
Before you go berserk and start screaming
in front of your computer ,

" WHAT THE FUCK 2 HOURS ?!!! "

Do try to remember.
It was on alamak.
And I've proven to you once what kind
of horny desperate people lurk on Alamak.

Yes.
In 2 hours you can get yourself a girlfriend on

www.alamak.com

After becoming a couple on the phone
without having even met each other.
And on the first conversation.

I've heard of love is blind and shit.
But is love deaf too now.
All you have to do is talk for 2 hours
and you can get a girlfriend.

Nobody told me it was that fucking easy.
You mean I can actually go to that chatroom,
get a girl's number in ten mins . Call her up
and after 2 hours of a conversation
like this ;

Me: Hey it's been 2 hours.

Girl: Oh yes it has. Hee hee.

Me: So...

Girl: Hee heee. Yes?

Me: You wanna like be my girlfriend?

Girl: Hee hee.Okay.

WHAT THE FUCK IS
WRONG WITH PEOPLE
NOWADAYS!

Anyways.
Back to the story.
So since they were a couple already.
After two bloody hours.
Later that night , they felt the urge to
get a little naughty.
And you do not motherfucking have phone
sex when I am sleeping 1 metre away from you.

During the first two mins.

The guy will be asking the girl to describe
what she is wearing and shit.
And she will tell.
And then the guy will ask her when
can he bring her to a hotel.
And she will ask him why does he want to
bring her to a hotel.
And he will say because she turns him on
bad.

After 2 minutes I will enter the conversation
and irritate the both of them.
And don't ask me if I really sound like that.
I do not sound like some serial killer bitch.
Or some fucking Orchard Road Ah-Beng.

I was on speaker phone.
That explains my stupid voice.

Then she tried to get rid of me.
But only after she sang for me a sexbomb
song.A teletubby tune.And a version of
Barney's song I doubt most of you have
heard.

First 2 minutes are in malay.
Get a malay friend to translate for you
though I doubt you would like to hear it.

No worries it is very tame.
No describing of body parts of whatever.

After those 2 minutes is where I enter.
And of course I spoke in english.
Most of the time anyways.

Bear with the timing.
Just pause it first.
Let it load for a while.
Then return with your earphones on.

Now enjoy.
You sick bastards.

Yes.
There you had it.

Now you know what goes on in a sexual phone conversation
between a mat and a minah.

Oh yeah and the part on swearing on my white
ass.
I've discovered it isn't white.
It's like rose beige.

lol.

Ok that was unecessary information.
Besides why would you care.

For the record.

That was a fat minah and a fat mat
having phone sex.

lol.

Oh yes.
Now we all know what it was like.
When I had to fucking go through it.

Till Then ,

Mucho Love ;

The Critic

All we do is whine.

2007-10-24T20:32:00.001+08:00

You know you have really nice friends when
they come across a picture like this and get
reminded of you.

Thanks Zaini.
Maybe I have spoken too much on the death
of my penis that a friend would actually think
that if my dick had actually fallen off I would
just love to place it atop a piece of toast.

Yes.
Brings a whole definition to ham and toast now doesn't it.

lol.

I know how I can sometimes make you view
somethings that were so normal once appear
disturbing.

And there I just did it again.

Oh shuddup.
Don't bloody whine as if you have never seen
a penis in your life.
And as if you have never seen a piece of bread
before.

I'm just showing you how they'd look together.

lol.

If you are a female.
Please don't go ewwww.
Save that for the night of your marriage
and just when your husband is about to
undress , try going ewwww.

And if you're a male.
Please don't even go fucking ewww also.
Because then I will start to wonder if you
have even seen your own penis.

Be fucking grateful that penis was a nicely shaven
one.

lol.

Dear Readers ,

Please stop assuming I'm a very angry person
who is lashing out to the world and picking on
flaws of others to make me or anyone else feel better.

I am actually very contented with the life I have ,
and people who are friends with me think I'm actually
laughing too much all the time.

And girls I dated took my constant laughing and jokes
as signs that I was never serious about them.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IT FEELS TO
BE HAPPY WITH LIFE AND HAVE PEOPLE
THINK YOU'RE HATING IT AND THE GIRLS
YOU DATE THINK YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS
ABOUT THEM BECAUSE YOU JOKE TOO MUCH!

lol.

P.s : I was giggling as I typed that.
Yes I fucking giggled like a cheap slut.

Do you really believe I still have the angst from my teenage
years and feel the need to lash out at everyone
and everything because nothing seem to go my way.

Sure I did not really have a childhood full of hugs and
kisses , and having my parents believe in me but that
doesn't mean that I'm going to subject my future family
to torment.

Maybe in future , should you bump into me with a little
prick that looks like me and we're laughing and having fun.
And you come tell me

" Dude , What happened to all that anger? "

I will personally ask that little spawn of mine
to kick you in the bloody crotch.

If I was angry , my writing would never have had
you laughing or smiling.
It would just have you pissed.
To be able for me to infuse humour into it shows
that I am actually not angry.

Yes .
Scary isn't it.
That a fucking person like me,
motherfucking scowling all the time,
who looks as if he would beat his girlfriend if she
failed to decide on whether to have a McChicken
or a Double Cheeseburger is actually pretty contented
with the life he's having.

That's just me.
I'm naturally vulgar by nature.
It's because of your bloody assumptions that
you think I'm angry or sad when I write such entries.
When in actual fact I'm fucking chuckling to myself
when I write the shit I write.

But I only explained because I felt bad for some of you.
You know there you were telling me I rock.
But failing to see what I was about.
And my friends call me up and laugh over the phone
at the tags you give on how you think I know what I'm about.

I do not give a shit about the haters trust me.
In fact I find it hilarious that they feel better about themselves
when they tag me insults anonymously.

No issue.
I am not that stupid to be offended and retaliate
to people I can't even see.

So relax a little.
I'm not going to grow into a grumpy old
bastard hating the world even on my deathbed.

Alright?

So let's get down to business.

Recently there's been so much bloody talk on the whole
homosexual rights shit going around in Singapore.

On how gay people should have their rights and shit.
To me honestly I feel the goverment is being a hypocrite
by not allowing them to have their rights.
So to avoid being labelled hypocrites they get the people
to sign petitions on whether homosexual should have their
rights.

Smart move.

We know this bloody country is conservative.
It's too damn bloody sugar coated I tell you.
Of course we want other countries to have a good
perception of us Singaporeans.

But when we know gay sex and shit is happening
and we choose to deny it's happening.
What do we call that.

Oh yeah.
Hypocrisy.

It's not as if you know every gay person is not
contributing to the society in some way.
And you deny their rights just because they want
to have sex with people of the same sex.

I think it's bloody stupid honestly.
They don't fucking make out in public or
have gay sex on top the bloody coffeeshop tables
in fucking hawker centres.

I was about to sign that petition online for
allowing gay people to have their rights.

Till I fucking realised , If I added to those
signatures I would be allowing transexuals
and butches to have rights too.

No motherfucking way in hell am I going to
sign for something that could possibly encourage
more chest binding and lingerie penis bulging pictures.

I have no problem with a dude that looks like
a dude and wants to suck another dude.
I swear I don't.

If I had a little Jason and one day the small prick ,
should come and sit me down and go ;

"Dad , I know you love me and would never judge me but
I have to tell you I prefer penises to vaginas."

As much as I would want to roll a FHM magazine up and
beat some manliness into him and force him to watch
several porn videos to aid him in realising the beauty
of vaginas and tits.

I would tell him ;

"Son , If you're going to be a faggot.Please don't dress in
woman clothes.Keep that image as a man and hump away."

But hell if my daughter wanted to be a lesbian.
As long as she does it with another hot girl.
Shit , I wouldn't give a fuck.
Because I'm biased like that.

2 vaginas rubbing each other is far more acceptable to me
than 2 penises rubbing each other.

And I know how a couple of you wrote in your blogs
telling your readers how I hate guys.
First I'm supposedly gay with a bangladeshi boyfriend
who has a cow for a pet.

Now I hate guys too.
What the fuck you people want me to hump?

Mudholes?

Squids?

God!
I have no problem being labelled gay.
Because I know I have never sucked off or
dreamt of sucking off another man in my life.

I do not need to insult a gay person to feel manly.
That's just pathetically insecure.

I remember when I and my brother were younger,
we used to think calling someone gay was the most
insulting thing you could call a person.
And so every time we had our brotherly squabbles
we would call each other gay

And we'd often get into fights over it.
And one day when our dad slapped us both
for such nonsense.

We both remember thinking he was gay for
slapping us.

Now why the fuck would I be able to accept my
son being gay but not allow him to wear woman clothes.

Here's my reason why.

If you're gay.
Like this.

You look like a dude.
And you want to have sex with another dude.
Then it's cool by me.
I wouldn't encourage it but you know
whatever rocks your boat.

But when you are something like this ;

I mean come on.
You were born a man.
You then decided that you want to look like a woman yes.
Purpose being?
To have sex with a man am I not correct to say?
Why not just find a gay man then?

Okay maybe you could tell me you were born
a man and you want feel like a woman.
And dressing up in female apparel and wearing
lipstick makes you feel good like my close friend
Razif Mokhlas then okay shit go ahead.

But why the hell would you want to look like
a woman and be part of them and then say you
can't stand women.
And you fucking wear lingerie with your bulging
penises.

For God's sake.
If you're even going to take pictures in lingerie
at least bother to fucking remove your penis first.

I do want to reproduce someday you know.
And should a day come where my wife puts on lingerie
for me.
I will not be able to stop myself from checking her
crotch area out first to ensure there is nothing bulging there.

But then I also realised that if gay men and lesbian women
got their rights would they start doing shit like this?

Fucking nice.
Halloween is around the corner.
And I've found just the costume that will win all
Horror Costume Contests.

So at the end of it all.
I have mixed feelings about this whole
Homosexual rights thing.

I guess they should allow.
Gay men to have their rights as long as their partner
is another gay man.
And a lesbian woman the same thing as long as her
partner is also a lesbian.

I don't see the need for you to dress like a woman then
have sex with a man.
The same as when you need to dress like a man to have
sex with a woman.

I can accept gay people because of that whole
extra X ' Y Chromosome bullshit that decides
our sexual preference in our genes.

They can't help being attracted to the same sex
because they were born like that.

But to want to want to look like a woman.
To have sex with a man.
And to want to look like a man.
To have sex with a woman.

DO YOU HAVE ANY MOTHERFUCKING IDEA
HOW SCARY THAT SHIT IS TO ME!

Scary shit.
Such very scary shit.

Being born gay and choosing to be gay to me,
is two different things.
You must have a fucking mental problem if
you choose to be gay to have sex with men.
Or bind your chest and gel your hair to have sex with
women.

Ergh.
I've said my piece.

Till Then ,

Mucho Love ;

The Critic.