PROFILE
The Journal Of A Grade A Fuck Up.
Jason Pereira
27051985
MSN:dead_mindset@hotmail.com
Abandoned as a child in the 1980's, Jason was raised by homosexual nose picking midgets.
After being discovered by a group of rogue entomologists he was assimilated back
into society at the age of 7.
As a ward of the state Jason quickly learned the art of lock-picking, safe-cracking, kid-napping and several other hyphenated yet nefarious skills.
Once he had amassed a king’s ransom in ill-gotten loot he realized the error of his ways and donated is fortune to The Preservation of the Honor Killing Society and joined the circus as a trapeze artist.
On the night of August 16th 1999 Jason and his Supermodel/Astrophysicists/conjoined-twin wife, Esmeralda,
attempted the once-thought-impossible ‘Septuple Wilenda’.
They failed.
Unable to overcome the tragedy Jason left the circus , buried his wife together
with a couple of drugged up prostitutes
and moved to Singapore where he now builds full-scale models of homosexual garden gnomes.
He also dreams of a future where chickens can cross roads and their motives go unquestioned.
And oh yeah. Fuck you.
FINALLY IT ENDS.
Friday, January 15, 2010 ( 11:43 PM )
All good things have to come to an end sometime or another.
But when one door closes on you, another will open.
This blog is dead to me now.
When you lose passion for something, you're better off not trying to salvage it.
And besides the toll it took was a bitch.
So fuck TBC.
It's was so 2008 can? LOL
Writing was something I always loved, and it would be dumb to stop,just because of something that bothered me, so I have decided to make a switch and write Here instead , insulting someone is the easy part, but the challenge of a true writer I believe is being able to write about anything in the world and let it make someone's day. Only reason I kept writing here was because of the ones that would tell me how my writing would make them. I wrote for them and my friends, and it's time I wrote for myself.
Here's one to all of you who hated and loved this piece of shit while it lasted.
Cheers.
Jason.