PROFILE
The Journal Of A Grade A Fuck Up.
Jason Pereira
27051985
MSN:dead_mindset@hotmail.com
Abandoned as a child in the 1980's, Jason was raised by homosexual nose picking midgets.
After being discovered by a group of rogue entomologists he was assimilated back
into society at the age of 7.
As a ward of the state Jason quickly learned the art of lock-picking, safe-cracking, kid-napping and several other hyphenated yet nefarious skills.
Once he had amassed a king’s ransom in ill-gotten loot he realized the error of his ways and donated is fortune to The Preservation of the Honor Killing Society and joined the circus as a trapeze artist.
On the night of August 16th 1999 Jason and his Supermodel/Astrophysicists/conjoined-twin wife, Esmeralda,
attempted the once-thought-impossible ‘Septuple Wilenda’.
They failed.
Unable to overcome the tragedy Jason left the circus , buried his wife together
with a couple of drugged up prostitutes
and moved to Singapore where he now builds full-scale models of homosexual garden gnomes.
He also dreams of a future where chickens can cross roads and their motives go unquestioned.
And oh yeah. Fuck you.
Teenage Mutant Krang.
Saturday, July 04, 2009 ( 7:18 AM )
It's about 7 in the morning Wandie.
And I have yet to sleep, Oh trust me I have tried.
But everytime I close my fucking eyes, it's you I see.
I keep thinking about what the fuck you could be doing,and just how anytime
you could be making use of another person.
I feel as if I'm your jilted gay lover.
So I have to let it out again,and hopefully I can get some sleep after this.
Ladies and Gentleman.
You are looking at Evil itself now.
I hope you lived past that.
And Wandie , I know how everyone that you fucked over has been calling you
a pig, a swine, a pigfuck, pigshit, four legged fiend, oinky and what not.
I'm sure it's not the first time you've been referred to as a pig.
But did anyone ever tell you,that you look just like Krang from TMNT?
You know Krang, that ugly pink thing.
This Thing.
I happen to think personally that it resembles you quite a lot actually.
No wonder you looked so familiar to me.
I've seen a whole lot of you when I was growing up.
You cheeky fucking pink thing you.
You know Krang, you really should fucking stop irritating the people you fucked over.
You keep calling the girl who you recently broke up with in June I think,
the one who you were together with for 2 weeks,and then broke up with you
because she thought you were a jerk.
Yeah that girl, You're not smart enough to blackmail so don't try.
You keep ringing her up daily, and when she answers you don't say a word and hang up.
What the fuck is wrong with you.
You know what you are? You are one of those fucking pesky ex-bfs that just
don't know when the fuck to shut up and move on, you know guys how when you're
seeing a girl, and there's always this irritating ex-boyfriend who just refuses to get out of her
life because he can't accept the break up.Well Krang is one of them.
And you just love calling up your exes.
Hearing their Hello? and hanging up.Well you'll like this.
This is an open invitation to people who love prank calling others.
If you're going to prank call someone , please pull a couple of nice ones on Krang.
Krang:+65 82667167
Hell I even added in the country code,so in the event that anyone from
another country ever thought about calling a Singaporean up and telling him
to go fuck himself he now can do just that.
And oh yeah Krang, I made a mistake about my friend M.
You see I had fucking assumed that your sorry excuse for a mother let her into
your sty when she came to see her regarding the handphone bills.
Your mother didn't let her in,she just spoke to her through the gate.
Subtle subliminal signs that she thinks she is a animal in captive.
Now how the fuck did you come up with that conclusion Jason? Wandie Asked.
Well Krang, it's very simple actually, when you have the average IQ of a human being.
You see, when someone has a guest, you usually allow the person into your house to speak,
it's only polite.But your old delusional mother seems to think she's in a cage thus
refusing to open the gate, you know because it makes her feel like the people who come
to see her are paying customers and that my friend makes her feel special.
Does she just like talking through iron bars, or does she not realize there is not
a farm keeper to open the gate for her?
You know Krang, I don't understand one thing, why do you keep fucking girls over
like that, I just don't get it.Don't you see that they help you because they're of the human race.
You see Krang, us humans are born with emotions, the ability to feel pity for someone else.
We're not animals like you and your parents, nope we sure are not.
Krang, do the human race a favor and stop fucking over the females of my race.
You know, stick to your own kind, go mate with your mother.
You know, a little hide and go fuck? Your mother could roll around in the kitchen
squealing, and you could come trotting after your father.
Please?
On a serious note, I know you have already read me, and just like the bitch you are,
you ain't doing shit but you got the fucking balls to send smses to girls that you are going
to beat them up should they bump into you, It won't be long till we find you.
We're going to see your mother, and it'll be my first time so I have to check
what's the entrance fee to see her,but I don't mind.
And when I do, and tell her about what we're going to report you to the police for,
I want to see if she will shed a tear for your sorry ass, just like how she and you made
my friend's mother cry .
I'm not one for abortions, but she should have aborted you the day your heart started beating.
P.s:
I hope you find a taking to Prison CockMeat.
Tsk.
And I have yet to sleep, Oh trust me I have tried.
But everytime I close my fucking eyes, it's you I see.
I keep thinking about what the fuck you could be doing,and just how anytime
you could be making use of another person.
I feel as if I'm your jilted gay lover.
So I have to let it out again,and hopefully I can get some sleep after this.
Ladies and Gentleman.
You are looking at Evil itself now.
I hope you lived past that.
And Wandie , I know how everyone that you fucked over has been calling you
a pig, a swine, a pigfuck, pigshit, four legged fiend, oinky and what not.
I'm sure it's not the first time you've been referred to as a pig.
But did anyone ever tell you,that you look just like Krang from TMNT?
You know Krang, that ugly pink thing.
This Thing.
I happen to think personally that it resembles you quite a lot actually.
No wonder you looked so familiar to me.
I've seen a whole lot of you when I was growing up.
You cheeky fucking pink thing you.
You know Krang, you really should fucking stop irritating the people you fucked over.
You keep calling the girl who you recently broke up with in June I think,
the one who you were together with for 2 weeks,and then broke up with you
because she thought you were a jerk.
Yeah that girl, You're not smart enough to blackmail so don't try.
You keep ringing her up daily, and when she answers you don't say a word and hang up.
What the fuck is wrong with you.
You know what you are? You are one of those fucking pesky ex-bfs that just
don't know when the fuck to shut up and move on, you know guys how when you're
seeing a girl, and there's always this irritating ex-boyfriend who just refuses to get out of her
life because he can't accept the break up.Well Krang is one of them.
And you just love calling up your exes.
Hearing their Hello? and hanging up.Well you'll like this.
This is an open invitation to people who love prank calling others.
If you're going to prank call someone , please pull a couple of nice ones on Krang.
Krang:+65 82667167
Hell I even added in the country code,so in the event that anyone from
another country ever thought about calling a Singaporean up and telling him
to go fuck himself he now can do just that.
And oh yeah Krang, I made a mistake about my friend M.
You see I had fucking assumed that your sorry excuse for a mother let her into
your sty when she came to see her regarding the handphone bills.
Your mother didn't let her in,she just spoke to her through the gate.
Subtle subliminal signs that she thinks she is a animal in captive.
Now how the fuck did you come up with that conclusion Jason? Wandie Asked.
Well Krang, it's very simple actually, when you have the average IQ of a human being.
You see, when someone has a guest, you usually allow the person into your house to speak,
it's only polite.But your old delusional mother seems to think she's in a cage thus
refusing to open the gate, you know because it makes her feel like the people who come
to see her are paying customers and that my friend makes her feel special.
Does she just like talking through iron bars, or does she not realize there is not
a farm keeper to open the gate for her?
You know Krang, I don't understand one thing, why do you keep fucking girls over
like that, I just don't get it.Don't you see that they help you because they're of the human race.
You see Krang, us humans are born with emotions, the ability to feel pity for someone else.
We're not animals like you and your parents, nope we sure are not.
Krang, do the human race a favor and stop fucking over the females of my race.
You know, stick to your own kind, go mate with your mother.
You know, a little hide and go fuck? Your mother could roll around in the kitchen
squealing, and you could come trotting after your father.
Please?
On a serious note, I know you have already read me, and just like the bitch you are,
you ain't doing shit but you got the fucking balls to send smses to girls that you are going
to beat them up should they bump into you, It won't be long till we find you.
We're going to see your mother, and it'll be my first time so I have to check
what's the entrance fee to see her,but I don't mind.
And when I do, and tell her about what we're going to report you to the police for,
I want to see if she will shed a tear for your sorry ass, just like how she and you made
my friend's mother cry .
I'm not one for abortions, but she should have aborted you the day your heart started beating.
P.s:
I hope you find a taking to Prison CockMeat.
Tsk.