The Journal Of A Grade A Fuck Up.
Abandoned as a child in the 1980's, Jason was raised by homosexual nose picking midgets.
After being discovered by a group of rogue entomologists he was assimilated back
into society at the age of 7.
As a ward of the state Jason quickly learned the art of lock-picking, safe-cracking, kid-napping and several other hyphenated yet nefarious skills.
Once he had amassed a king’s ransom in ill-gotten loot he realized the error of his ways and donated is fortune to The Preservation of the Honor Killing Society and joined the circus as a trapeze artist.
On the night of August 16th 1999 Jason and his Supermodel/Astrophysicists/conjoined-twin wife, Esmeralda,
attempted the once-thought-impossible ‘Septuple Wilenda’.
Unable to overcome the tragedy Jason left the circus , buried his wife together
with a couple of drugged up prostitutes
and moved to Singapore where he now builds full-scale models of homosexual garden gnomes.
He also dreams of a future where chickens can cross roads and their motives go unquestioned.
And oh yeah. Fuck you.
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